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Product Directions
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THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS FOUND ON THE NAMED ITEMS:
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS; - - Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP, - - Directions: Use like regular soap. ON A FROZEN DINNER: - - Serving suggestion: Defrost. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head. ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - - Product will be hot after heating ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - - Do not drive car or operate machinery ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - - Warning: may cause drowsiness ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - - Warning keep out of children ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - - For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - - Not to be used for the other use ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - - Warning: contains nuts ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? |
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11/22/1999